Why This Bitcoin Rally is BS. - Bullish Reddit Incoming

Alright, Bitcoin's flirting with $90K again? Big deal. We've seen this movie before. It's the same old song and dance: a little pump, a little hype, and then BAM! Right back down to reality. And by "reality," I mean another soul-crushing dip that leaves retail investors holding the bag while the whales laugh all the way to the bank.

Dip Buying? More Like Bagholder Bingo.

The Usual Suspects So, what's supposedly fueling this latest burst of "optimism"? Dip buying? Please. That's just a fancy term for "bagholders trying to average down." And the "return of risk appetite"? Let's be real, that's code for "people with short memories gambling away their stimulus checks." They're saying open interest is up, short sellers are getting rekt, and stocks are doing well, blah, blah, blah. Okay, stocks are up. So what? The stock market is about as real as professional wrestling these days. It's all smoke and mirrors propped up by AI hype and the Fed's printing press. And the Fed...don't even get me started. These clowns are talking about cutting rates in December? After what? Inflation still ain't under control, but offcourse, they'll find some excuse to flood the market with more cheap money. It's like treating a heroin addict with more heroin.

Altcoins: Pump, Dump, and Blatant Manipulation

Altcoin Shenanigans Oh, and let's not forget the altcoins. Bitcoin price back above $92K, KAS, SPX, WLFI lead altcoins with strong gains Kaspa's up 64%? SPX6900 (seriously, what IS that?) is mooning? WLFI is doing...something? Who cares? It's all just noise. These things pump and dump faster than you can say "rug pull." And these "analysts" breathlessly reporting on whale activity and token buybacks...are they seriously trying to convince us that this isn't just blatant market manipulation? Give me a break. Speaking of analysts, some dude named Donald Dean thinks Robinhood (HOOD) is going to $150? Because...prediction markets? Is this guy serious? Robinhood is the same company that screwed over its users during the GME squeeze. They expect us to believe this nonsense, and honestly...

Bitcoin at $100K? Still a Digital Tulip, Folks.

The Big "But" But here's the thing: even if Bitcoin *does* hit $100K, what does it even matter? It's still just a digital tulip. A speculative asset with no intrinsic value. The whole crypto space is still rife with scams, hacks, and regulatory uncertainty. And the "on-chain data" supposedly showing a lack of speculative backing? I'm sure that's totally accurate and not massaged to fit whatever narrative these crypto bros are trying to push. So, What's the Real Story? It's all a casino, folks. A rigged casino where the house always wins. And the sooner you accept that, the better off you'll be.