Pink Pineapple: Benny Blanco's Latest PR Stunt. - Reactions: Obsessed!

Nate Ryder: The Pink Pineapple is Peak Stupid Okay, so now we're obsessing over *pink* pineapples? Seriously? Give me a break. I saw this crap trending earlier, and I almost hurled my laptop out the window. It's a pineapple. It's pink. So freaking what?

$50 Pink Pineapple: Science or Just Stupid?

Genetically Modified...For What? The article says it's a "rare, pink-fleshed variety" that's genetically modified. Right. Modified for *what* exactly? So some influencer can take a pretty picture? This is what our scientists are wasting their time on? I'm all for science, but this feels like using a flamethrower to light a birthday candle. They say it's got lycopene, the same stuff in tomatoes. Well, guess what? I can buy a tomato for, like, 50 cents. This pink monstrosity costs anywhere from $25 to $50 EACH. For that kinda money, it better cure cancer, give me superpowers, and do my taxes. And don't even get me started on the "exclusive" angle. Grown in "select tropical farms under carefully controlled conditions." Oh, boo-freaking-hoo. It takes two years to grow ONE pineapple? So does it take two years to grow a regular pineapple, or are we just adding extra steps to justify the insane price tag? I'm betting it's the latter.

Pink Pineapples: Instagram Bait for the Brain-Dead

The Instagram Effect Ofcourse, the real reason this pink pineapple exists is for social media. It’s "a favorite among influencers, food bloggers and anyone looking for the next Instagram-worthy snack." Translation: It's designed for vapid morons who need something pink to shove in their faces for likes. I'm not saying all influencers are bad, but let's be real—this is the kind of garbage that clogs up my feed. It's the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. And the sheep just eat it up (pun intended). The article even mentions Benny Blanco is on board. Benny Blanco? The guy who makes music for toddlers? Yeah, that's the endorsement that's gonna sway me. The Pink Pineapple: Nature’s Sweetest Trend Taking Over the Internet — and Benny Blanco Approves

Pink Pineapples: Peak Innovation or Just Peak Stupidity?

Is It Safe? Who Cares? "Yes, pink pineapples are completely safe and approved for consumption." Well, that's just great. So, we've genetically engineered a pink pineapple that costs more than my car payment, and it's safe to eat. What a monumental achievement. Can we, like, solve world hunger now? Or maybe find a cure for, I dunno, something *important*? And the health benefits? Vitamin C, antioxidants, aids digestion... Newsflash: regular pineapples have all that crap too! You don't need to spend your rent money on a pink version to get your daily dose of Vitamin C. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous. Maybe I'm just a bitter old cynic who can't appreciate the beauty of a genetically modified pink fruit. But honestly... no. I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one. This is dumb. A Waste of Everyone's Time